Mistress of the Dorkness in 1982 - aka Topless Melanie

Alright, Scott.

I shall rise up to meet your challenge.


I really enjoyed the trip back to 1982 that Scott Sheppard posted here, Alive in the Labs.
Nice hair, by the way, Scott. ;)
I am impressed by the solar panel though, I'll admit.


Shaan Hurley, Vegas's favorite beta geek, already ponied up and joined in the reminiscing.
So, he's answered the question 'What would Shaan look like with hair?'. There ya go.


So, the point of this post...

What was the Mistress of the Dorkness like back in 1982?

Well, I had just moved back to the United States and was living in Utah.

Ever the free spirit, I wasn't sporting my normal straight-or-ponytail 'do that most of you are so familiar with these days.

Yep, I had a head full of wild curls and a pouty lip that I flashed at will.

I dare any to resist the looks that I was throwing. ;)

Now, wild thing that I was at the time, I actually do not have any photographs of myself fully clothed.

Yep, I know you all thought that I was an ultra-conservative, but, it wasn't always so. Here is the Mistress as you have never seen her before (and never will again either)...