2014-12-28

OT: Lord of the Rings punwar

If you've been here to my blog, you can identify two of my great loves fairly easily... Puns and Lord of the Rings.

Back in October, I posted a LOTR joke on Facebook (after it completely flopped at work), and, because I have the most awesome friends on the planet, it spiraled into the world's best punwar. I think it is worthy of preserving for posterity:


Melanie Perry: I sometimes forget I'm no longer surrounded by nerds.
A couple of my coworkers were complaining of being cold, and two others said they were warm.
When my opinion was solicited, I firmly stated that it was so hot in here, I just saw two hobbits walk past and throw a ring at me.
~crickets~

Jesse Dowling: Whatch' you talkin' bout Baggins's?

MSP: Just making literary references, it's a bad hobbit of mine.

Chris Benner: No matter how hard I try, your pun humor simply dwarfs mine!

MSP: You're so kind. I can't seem to help mys elf.

JD: Oh no you didn't! IT takes a lot of Goll-um... to start a pun war like that.

MSP: Oh no I did ent?
Oh yes I did!

CB: you just keep dragon 'em out of nowhere...

MSP: My bad sense of humor is the Oliphaunt in the room.
I am such a huge dorc.

JD: This could turn in to a real Eye-Saur-on this thread...

CB: you really should learn to con troll yourself.

MSP: Singin Eoh, where's my Lego
las

JD: that really Stings.

MSP: Nice earWormtongue, eh? Here's another:
If you like it then you shoulda put a GlamdRing on it!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Daron Denton: One does not simply change the thermostat.

JD: It's getting so thick in here it's like Smaug.

DD: It's bad, for Shire.

MSP: It's not that big of a bombadil.

DD: All this banter gives mithril. 

MSP: It's not Faramie to be this witty, is it?

DD: Are you baggins for attention?

CB: Should we all take an Otho to stop?

DD: Don't tell me you're getting Sauron all these exchanges?!?!

CB: I'm just afraid if I go to far someone might Mordor me.

Jason Wagner: Haha.. Wait until its time for Tauntaun marker jokes!!

MSP: You'll all orthanc me for this later.

CB: Yawn... this is starting to boromir me...

Steve Bennett: The Hobbit: Decimation of Language.

MSP: Aryagorn to stop reading now?

CB: ... was looking for a way to use that one!

MSP: Shoulda kept looking. As you know, not all those who wander are lost.

SB: I'll only stop reading if you have one pun to bind them all.

CB: I've heard that somewhere... ah well, the road goes ever on...

MSP: My eyes are starting to tirith with laughter.

DD: Well, now that Samwiseguy defiled this beautiful masterpiece with StarWars posts, the moment has passed.

MSP: His attempt was better than luke warm.

Robert Green: You're still surrounded by nerds HERE!

MSP: ~smiles~ I needed the Company, that's why I came here... It's like being in a cozy hole in the ground.

JW: All of these posts are precious...

Michael Drozda: It TOOK me awhile but I'm catching on...

MSP: I wish I had a Brandybuck every time it Took me awhile. ;)

MD:

Shannon Stone: Ahh, MY sister! Melanie, every time I think I must be the biggest nerd alive - you remind me that I cannot compete with your nerd knowledge.

MSP: Shannon, it's so nice that you envy my vast superiority. Or my vast posteriority, whichever.
These punwars are a gray haven for a nerd like me.

SS: I definitely envy both!

MSP: Minas is pretty impressive, isn't it?

SB: YOU SHALL NOT SURPASS MELANIE!!!!

MSP: Say u man. 
Not that I'll argue, cause if I did, arwen by a landslide.

Diane Fioretti: I am a nerd but wouldn't get that one either. I get what a hobbit is but have never seen the movies or read the books.

MSP: We are no longer friends.

SB: So much for that^^^ fellowship...

MSP: Ah, she'll give me a ring and we'll be as cool as Caradhras.

Scott Wilcox: One does not simply make LOTR puns.

2014 Polls and Surveys Roundup

At the end of the year, I reflect on the events I've attended and the work I've done. One of my favorite side projects is my monthly column in HotNews (orange button in the righthand column), which are inspired by the Polls and Surveys run on the AUGI site. Thank you to all of the members who have taken the time to contribute data for the community!



Review of the 2012 polls and surveys
Review of the 2013 polls and surveys
http://www.augi.com/library/poll-2013-surveys-in-review

January
When did you join AUGI?

February
Job searches and talent retention

March
Poll: Are you, or will you be soon, conducting a search for a new job?
(Annual poll, containing historic data.)

April
Poll: Have you ever drafted by hand?

June
Survey: Industry & Product Communities, with a focus on Marine industries

July
Poll: Do you participate in the AUGI Annual Survey? (If not, why?)

August
Survey: The average AUGI member 


September
Poll: Are you attending Autodesk University 2014?

Survey: Annual Survey 
Demographics, salary, job security, job satisfaction, workplace mobility, disciplines, markets served, cloud adoption and connectivity

October
Survey: Salary Survey Supplement
(historical data, pay by job title)

November
Poll: Is your boss older than you?

December
Poll: Do you have a fear of speaking in public?

2014-12-18

OT: Spreading Joy

Anyone who knows me, knows how much I hate shopping 10 months of the year, and how much I absolutely loathe it the other 2 months.

Today, I had to hit Sam's on the way home. Ugh, full gas station ($2.01 though, not bad), and full parking lot.
I dreaded going inside, with distracted shoppers and hungry samplers blocking the aisles. Grrrrr!!!

Then, I looked at my headband.

You see, today was ugly sweater day at the office, and I don't wear sweaters, so, I picked up a headband with a couple wobbly sparkly Christmas trees on it to wear at work today.

I resolutely stuck the headband back on and headed into the madding crowd.

People would be walking around, distracted and concentrating... then they'd see a grown woman with this stupid headgear on and just start smiling or giggling.

I'll admit, I was concentrating on my own shopping a few times and totally forgot I was even wearing the thing... then someone would smile broadly at me or give me a thumbs up, and I'd start grinning again.

Good move, made my shopping a lot more pleasant.